Sticklers

I'm pretty uptight about my money, but shiet, I can't believe there are people who are worse than me out there.

Annoying things that sticklers do:
1. Not pay tip.
2. Pay less than the amount they owe for dinner because they don't factor in the tax.
3. Only accept people treating them, never treating others.
4. Constantly saying "you owe me!" for this and that. This is not limited to money, but particularly for favors, etc.
5. People who fret over change. Just round the fuck up or down!
6. Mooch off free rides all the time and not once offer to chip in for gas. It's the thought that counts. People don't usually take your fucking money.
7. Stay silent when various people volunteer to bear a little more of the burden. Not offering is worse than straight up saying no and giving a reasonable excuse.
8. Never offering to help others out because there is no benefit to his or herself
9. Order food only for his or herself: not offering to share with other people. The proper thing to do is exclaim about how hungry you are, and then offer a bite to others anyway. The person being offered the food will know that you're hungry, and likely decline your offer. Again, it's the thought that counts.
10. Try to find the way to minimize cost of his or herself rather than for the entire group. bastards! equality, not equality of opportunity!

I'm really bitter today.