Something from my sassy girl made me cry.. the guy listed everything the other guy should do to please the girl.....

and i'm not really sure what this is supposed to be...

+ Just go along with whatever he says. Make it seem like he's right, but you know deep down that he's wrong. xD
+ Always bet him, but give in because you know he's going to lose and you don't want him to feel bad.
+ Always try to help him out. He's a lost little boy..
+ He's cocky.. but only if you are too. So play along with it.. I think it kinda makes him happy
+ Make sure he does his homework. Push him and he'll do great.
+ Be his guide.. like I said before.. He's just as lost as you are.
+ Tell him what to wear to special occasions..
+ Don't call him. Let him call you. But call him back if you need to.
+ Don't let him get away. You're not gonna find another guy like him..