Hunger

I just feel like talking about how hungry I am feeling right now. I know my readers will simply say, "why don't you go eat you dumbass?" The reason is because I don't want to go make food, and then sleep on a full stomach.

The different types of hunger.
1. The type of hungry where you're so hungry, your head is spinning and it's hard to walk. Your mouth is all dry, and when you drink something to keep yourself hydrated, your stomach makes all these sounds when the liquid travels down into the stomach.

2. The kind where your stomach cramps really really badly. Thats the one I'm feeling right now. Even if you wanted to eat, it'd be physically painful to do so at this point.

3. The kind where you're so hungry that you forget that you're hungry all together.

4. The kind of hunger where you get all gasy and want to burp and fart. But you can't because it hurts too much to burp because you move your stomach area, which is cramped. -_- Farts are too hard to do in public and such, so I don't know how it feels to try to do that one.

5. Then theres the hungry where you can literally eat a cow. The "i'm starving like some ethiopian kid" hunger.

I hate being hungry. I'm stupid; I should get food instead of writing about hunger. WOOHOO