I'm in Wenning's old Bio classroom except the back of the room is extended a million times further. I'm chillen in the back talking to this kid that I've seen in the hallways. He's a senior, and we were talking about these other seniors, Felix Reminick and Thomas Nakamura. (I don't even know them! I only know of them because Lena talked about them before!) But then Schwarz comes in and turns off the lights. He's apparently my precalc teacher.
He puts on a damn overhead that says, "homework quiz." Everyone in the room panicks. I go to my seat in the front of the room and try to find someone's homework to copy. I'm sitting next to this senior named George Lu (I think.. it's that big ass asian football player?) and he's trying to copy off of me. We turn to each other and realize that we're both screwed. Schwarz calls on different people to go over the homework. The way it worked was that if he called on you and you get the answer right, you get 20/20. If you get it wrong, then he announces your score to the rest of the class. If you don't get called on, you get 20/20. I got called on, and I pulled something out of my ass and mangaged an 18/20. This goes on until we hit this history problem.
We were mixing in math with world war two military tactics. We were learning how nets worked in the war and what significance it played... Somehow, I move to the back of the room and he calls on me again. I say something about how the net moves in parabolic motion so the location of the net/bomb is easy to predict. He smiles at me and says, "Close but not quite. But you're right in that it moves parabolically. It's actually called a parabolic net." I saved the class from his wrath and this girl comes in and asks if he wants to take us down to get free ice cream. It was like Jessica Alba or someone, so Schwarz smiled at her, looked at his watch, and said, "Sure!" Our whole class is stunned and I'm the third person to run out of the room to get in line for ice cream. Schwarz comes out and sees that Jonathan (some dude in my physics class) is the front of our class, so Schwarz takes out his wallet and trades Jonathan some slip of paper to cut him. I was outraged, but the line started to move really fast and I couldn't keep up. Everyone was cutting me, so I got pretty violent and pulled a girl down to her ass. That girl was Fanny Chen actually, and I felt pretty bad for doing it. But I plowed ahead anyway.
I never got any of that ice cream because I woke up.
Schwarz would be a scary math teacher. He acted like Fahey in this dream, so I was kind of -_--- I don't like Fahey's class. It's killing me.
He puts on a damn overhead that says, "homework quiz." Everyone in the room panicks. I go to my seat in the front of the room and try to find someone's homework to copy. I'm sitting next to this senior named George Lu (I think.. it's that big ass asian football player?) and he's trying to copy off of me. We turn to each other and realize that we're both screwed. Schwarz calls on different people to go over the homework. The way it worked was that if he called on you and you get the answer right, you get 20/20. If you get it wrong, then he announces your score to the rest of the class. If you don't get called on, you get 20/20. I got called on, and I pulled something out of my ass and mangaged an 18/20. This goes on until we hit this history problem.
We were mixing in math with world war two military tactics. We were learning how nets worked in the war and what significance it played... Somehow, I move to the back of the room and he calls on me again. I say something about how the net moves in parabolic motion so the location of the net/bomb is easy to predict. He smiles at me and says, "Close but not quite. But you're right in that it moves parabolically. It's actually called a parabolic net." I saved the class from his wrath and this girl comes in and asks if he wants to take us down to get free ice cream. It was like Jessica Alba or someone, so Schwarz smiled at her, looked at his watch, and said, "Sure!" Our whole class is stunned and I'm the third person to run out of the room to get in line for ice cream. Schwarz comes out and sees that Jonathan (some dude in my physics class) is the front of our class, so Schwarz takes out his wallet and trades Jonathan some slip of paper to cut him. I was outraged, but the line started to move really fast and I couldn't keep up. Everyone was cutting me, so I got pretty violent and pulled a girl down to her ass. That girl was Fanny Chen actually, and I felt pretty bad for doing it. But I plowed ahead anyway.
I never got any of that ice cream because I woke up.
Schwarz would be a scary math teacher. He acted like Fahey in this dream, so I was kind of -_--- I don't like Fahey's class. It's killing me.
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I had a dream about Schwarz last night too! But I had to get up early to go to the dentist, so I didn't have time to write it down. Now I don't remember it at all. :(
BTW, while I was at my ortho's today, I saw a stuffed animal wearing a UCLA shirt on the counter; I've never noticed it before! I guess Harry Chin went to UCLA too... that was what reminded me I had a dream about Schwarz. o_O;;
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