haha it just occurred to me right now that two of my most clueless friends were trying to give me fashion advice.

one person told me to wear more black because i don't already wear enough. hahaha. his logic was that i will look more sophisticated and that will attract men. what the hell? in what world does wearing more black help me, the person will the palest skin ever? if i don't already wear enough black, then i have no idea what you call that dark ass color that makes up most of my wardrobe. wow wth

next person tells me that i need to look the braces and glasses. okay thanks. THANKS. Like I can really take off my own braces and not wear glasses. i have contacts thank you very much. but its not worth it to wear it if my eyes hurt. and i need to stop dressing like a bum. since when did i dress like a bum?!?! does a bum have that many pairs of shoes and that many pairs of jeans and that many jackets and shirts?!?!?!?!?!

i guess i must be at least a little offended by their comments, otherwise, i would not be typing this post. however, it's amazing to me how these clueless guys have any right to criticize me about this. they don't exactly dress that well either. it's not like they are hipsters themselves!

bikers. yeah they are hot. i don't know why i dig the chrome messenger bag and the one pant leg rolled up to bike.